Six year ago I wrote a snippet of fiction based on my inbox. I pulled up the old file after reading Beard’s piece. I suppose it would be of most interest to professors who have done online dating?
118. re: letter of recommendation? Avi. “Just checking to see if you’ve written that letter of recommendation yet.”
117.Continental.com “We do not have any specials from Cleveland this week.”
116. re: Tonight! Dave. “Thanks for your nice words. I had a good time too. I guess I just don’t have the emotional energy. I hope you have a great rest of your summer.”
114. Our Trip. Mom and Dad. “We will be at the Omni Downtown Baltimore from 5:00 pm July 11 until approximately 10:30 July 14. We will be reachable via email. The hotel room number is 314. Toll Free Number is 800 443 7014. The direct line is 330 865 7908.
113. Tonight! Dave. “I’ll see you at 8:00 tonight, and just to show how intrepid I am I will drive there one-handed and with my eyes partially closed!”
112. letter of recommendation? Avi. “Would you be willing to write me a letter of recommendation?”
110. How about Saturday? Dave. “I love your emails. The prospect of meeting has me a-flutter.”
Noisy Writing Is Nothing New
February 25th, 2012
Awhile back I jokingly suggested on twitter that we should replace the phrase “Luddite” with “Franzen.” Sure enough, Franzen serves as the metaphor for the “great writer who has no truck with technology” in the opening of this piece, in today’s New York Times, “A New, Noisier Way of Writing”
The article caused me to roll my eyes at the newspaper. This might be because my essay from last month, “Why Authors Tweet,” makes the opposite argument. I disagree with much of the piece, but this line best sums up its misunderstanding of history and writing:
“But if the writing world becomes just another segment of the market economy, with writers compelled, as they increasingly are, to be entrepreneurs and marketers, its essential character will change.”
What essential character would that be? One that is “outside the market economy”? Okay right now you are thinking: Emily Dickinson! To which I reply, “Yes, yes but is she not always cited, because she is the exception to the rule?”
Writing is of the world. Always has been. So too are writers. Chances are, if you have read a piece of writing, it has been part of the market. Authors eat and shit and, yes, waste time on the internet (or watch too much tv or drink too much or whichever daily struggle you imagine), just like the rest of us. It is the world that writers need, else of what would they write?
The idea of solitude is one born of the noisy world; you cannot have one without the other. The noise is what writers make signals out of. Coelho and Naipaul and Franzen–the writers cited in the piece? Their books are their intellectual property, for which they have signed contracts, exchanged grubby dollars.
Read literary history and try to find that writer secluded from the market, the author who didn’t have to promote himself. Yes, even before the age of twitter, the space apart, the mind unfettered, the silence of pure art– myths every one.
Hating commerce and the business of life is a very worldly stance, anyway: you can’t have one without the other. And speaking of which, see this very noisy and hilarious post, Things Jonathan Franzen Says Are Bad For Society”
New Lingua Franca Redux
February 23rd, 2012
I’ve been chatting, thinking, scheming. I am wondering how cool something like this would be. (For my earlier thoughts about my dreams for a NLF, see the previous post)
THE NEW LIBERAL ARTS (title placeholder):
AN ONLINE MAGAZINE THAT IS LIKE TAKING A COURSE (subtitle placeholder)
Table Of Contents
COURSE CATALOG:
Fall 2012: THE HISTORY OF THE BOOK
Spring 2013: WHAT YOU NEVER LEARNED ABOUT AMERICAN HISTORY
Summer 2014: ?
Fall 2013: ?
COURSE CONTENTS
Prerequisites:
–One editor pick, updated daily, arts and letters daily-style, of the best content on the web relevant to this course.
Remediation
Three Videos, Talks or slideshows of profs or other experts explaining one aspect of the topic
Required Readings
Three longform (4000 words) features that all incorporate newly digitized archival materials with ideas about why they matter to us today. Or are just really cool.
Recommended Readings:
Thumbnail reviews of ten books to read if you want to learn more about the topic.